(posted by Stinkographer 1)
***Administrative Note: So endeared are we by the term "stinkographer" that we have decided to refer to ourselves as Stinkographers 1 and 2. Each previous post will be updated to include authorship.***
Ok, so I went a bit overboard. I quickly learned the error of my ways, for as I stood there snapping photos, it suddenly ocurred to me that my head was wet. I stepped back and looked around, then came to the horrifying realization that the plate had become saturated and overflowed! The resulting au jus had made its way to the edges of the tile, and was now raining down onto the floor, the bench--and me! It took every bit strength in me not to puke my stomach out. It's a good thing I brought a towel, for I didn't wait to get home to shower.
On the bright side, I'm pretty sure adding this much water will bring the stench to a whole new level. I must admit, it's becoming quite difficult to approach the meat. Each opening of the ceiling tile unleashed a more powerful blast of vile meat miasma. As the days pass, the meat is actually starting to smell more and more like vomit... which I guess is reasonable considering your stomach basically accelerates the decomposition we're observing here. However, this is far worse than any vomit a living being can produce. Right now I'd rate the stench an 9 out of 10 at point-blank range, though the raunchiness is really beginning to overtake the entire bathroom.
The giblet sack, which seems to be working 'round the clock in its campaign to annex the pork's territory, can be seen particularly well here. If you look closely, it is possible to observe the little entrails housed inside their plastic cocoon, waiting patiently for the opportunity to spew fourth onto the surrounding meats.
The rest of the chicken is also quite captivating. I think it's making a conscious effort to attain all the colors of the rainbow. Right now I see red, orange, yellow, some green, a touch of violet, and black and white. If part of it becomes blue I'll be really impressed.
At this point, I really have to consider every new day that the meat is still present to be a blessing. Its stench absolutely unignorable upon entering the room. We'll keep our fingers crossed!
Continue to Day 10
6 comments:
Ewwwww......raining stinkymeat-liquid on yourself is seriously putting yourself in harms way for the greater good of science.
Thank God you had a towel. Geez....I sound like the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Also, If you guys are 'stinkographers' does that make us, your faithful fans, the 'funk-fans'?
Wow that must've been horrible. Way to take one for the team. You guys are hilarious!
Pop the sack!
umm yeah hello? You did this in MY bathroom? who are you? wtf???
Do I detect a bust?
Holy shit what the hell is this?
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